| Dear Ed, You know I could just sit in front of my computer for hours and look at pictures of your family on vacation, and for a while I thought I was going to have to. How fast of a modem do I need to download those pictures in less than 4 hours? - Huge Bill to AOL Dear Big Willie - You need a 56k modem. And maybe you can answer me this question. How much video tape do we need to play all the intro music on the Hollywood Metro bits? |
| Dear Editor Here are some important numbers 8 = Number of McCartys who own computers 7 = The number of McCartys who use their computer only for solitaire. 531 = The Number of Hits on the Web Page through 8/25 525 = The number of people who thought they were accessing a farm report for Heartland Acres. - Nuts about Numbers Dear Num Nuts - Thanks for crunching the numbers for me. ha ha ha. By the way, just for you, you can access my farm report by clicking here. |
| Hey Editor, Where McCarty's have relied for their news? I believe it should be McCartys with no apostrophe. Try watching GrammerRock on a Saturday Morning instead of professional wrestling. - Mrs. Quinn, F.A. Parkman Elementary Dear Mrs. Quinn - I'm sorry that I never saw GrammerRock on TV (even though it should be spelled Grammar Rock). But I did learn about farm reporting. You can check out my Farm Report by clicking here. |
| Hey Ed. I've heard rumors that Jerry's World may leave the Metro for another publication? And is there any truth to scuttlebutt that..... Jerry's Vorld will appear in the Schwarzenegger Metro? Jerry's New World Order will run in the Hollywood Hogan Fan Club newsletter? Jerry's Edge of the World will appear in the Flat Earth Society News? - Searching like a dog for a story in GR Dear News Hound - Of course there is no story here. Jerry has pledged his loyalty and all of his 7 year old "Jerry's World" articles to this newspaper. END OF STORY!! |
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