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Halloween
I'm as hot as a kid in a plastic mask with no airholes over the way today's kids treat Halloween!!! When I was a kid, we had REAL Halloween's. A treat was if you ate your bag of candy and didn't get a razor blade through the roof of your mouth. Heck, it used to be like Russian Roulette as we would eat Lick-A-Made not knowing whether it was real Lick-A-Made or just a straw filled with Drano Crystals.
And today's kids have private parties and go to the mall for trick or treating. While back when I was a kid, we would run dodging bullets and child molestors through alleys to try to make it home... AND WE LOVED IT!!!!
Kids today wear sissy mask's. "Ohhh. I wanna be a Ninja Turtle". "I wanna be Bart Simpson". We'd spit on any kid wearing a costume like that. When I was a kid, if you weren't a tramp, you were nothing. I was a tramp for 13 years and I loved it. No mask, no store bought nylon outfit, just a pair of old blue jeans and cigarette ashes wiped all over my face. Now THAT was a costume!!!!
Oh, these soft kids today wouldn't have lasted until the street lights came on when I was a kid. So when some soft kid in a store bought costume comes on your porch this year, turn the hose on 'em and holler, "You kids aren't softies!!! You're worse than softies!!! I hope you get a bunch of those orange and black peanut butter candies that nobody likes!!!"
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