The McCarty Metro - A Family Newsletter - On Guard For Over 43 Years

November 2008

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. -Jon Stewart

Quik Puzzles
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1. What's this?
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CIGOL
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Answer

2. What's this?
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5,280
Ft.
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Answer

3. Find a five-digit number in which the last number is the sum of the first, second, and third; the third is four less than the last; the fourth is two less than the last; and the first and fourth added are one less than the last. The last number is also three times the second. Answer
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4. What must you do to make the equation below true? 81 x 9 = 801 Answer
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5. What does ZIP in ZIP code stand for? Answer

Thank You To Our Metro Staff

Mike Borelli, Gerry Bufalini, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Kristen McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Megan McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Renee Patlewicz, Gwenda Perez, Millard Pickney, Jim Seeling, Denise Sidor, Bev Van Walleghm

Trivia
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Q. What state in the US has the most bordering states that drivers can travel SOUTH into?

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Last Month's Answer

Q. What specific named candy is the most sold and most popular for Halloween?

Snickers

Congratulations To...

Toothless

Caption Contest
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this photo

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Last Month's Captions

Row, row, row your boat
Little-known Hollywood trivia: Kelly McCarty originally was cast as the shark-hunter in the movie "Jaws."
Deja vu...
That boat has a gas powered engine
The sinking of the Titanic
I think the little man in your canoe is trying to get out and I can't back up any more.
Uncle Cowboy Kelly's private yacht.
Row Row Row your Butt...
Only Kelly!

Secret Celebrity
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
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Last Month's Celebrity Was....

Elvira

Mistress Of The Dark

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Congratulations to:
Karen Seeling & Jerry McCarty
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David Letterman's Top 10 Top Ten Things Overheard at the America's Thanksgiving Day Parade From Detroit
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	Watch out! The People Mover float is off the track and heading this way! Look, mom -- two men kissing! Oh my God! Someone just dropped a can of paint on Sonny Ellot! The Renaissance Center sucks!
I'll take two pretzels, Kwame. That big purple-faced thing isn't the Barney balloon -- it's Denny McLain! Hey, the Detroit Lion's float is going the wrong way. It's losing yardage. Oh my god, it's Marilyn Turner That's not the Dolly Parton balloon -- that's Dolly Parton. Is that Shrek or Mayor Ken Cockrell Jr.?