Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is Bob “Mistletoe” Hope, and I wanna tell you, there has been a lot of exciting things happening with the McCarty’s in the last few months. 

How about Kevin McCarty dressing up as the Elf on the Shelf for the Ellen Show? Wasn’t that wild? Kevin hasn’t been that interested in dancing for a lesbian since he was in high school and had posters of Bea Arthur on his bedroom wall. Isn’t that something?

How about Evan McCarty getting run into by a hit and run driver in a Ford Explorer near San Diego? Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen a that much damage caused by an Explorer since Christopher Columbus brought small pox to the native Americans. Isn’t that wild?

How about Dana working as a dog groomer? Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen anyone in Los Angeles work on that many dogs since the make-up person on “The View”. Isn’t that something?

How about Megan McCarty getting a summer internship at a software engineering company in Farmington Hills? Isn’t that wild? Her objective for the internship is to play lots of Solitaire. Isn’t that something?

How about Steve McCarty being named CEO of UHY Advisors? Isn’t that something? That news marks the first time Steve has been in Crain’s Detroit Business since their “Who Wore it Better” column last year. Isn’t that wild? 

How about Jerry McCarty getting 8 units of blood and 8 units of platelets this month. Isn’t that something? That’s the most pints a McCarty has had since Kelly McCarty went to 2 for 1 Guinness Night at the Shamrock Pub. Isn’t that wild?

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