DATELINE: 2011 DAN MCCARTY GOLF CLASSIC

The 16th Annual Dan McCarty Golf Classic, sponsored by Audi and benefitting the Lupus Alliance of Michigan, is scheduled for Saturday, June 4, 2011 at the Twin Lakes Golf and Swim Club. Event details are at the right. Please come out and enjoy a great day of fun and golf in Dan's memory and help support a great cause.
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Our brother Dan was sadly taken early in life from complications of Lupus. Each year we remember the beautiful spirit of his life by honoring his love for golf. You can either register on-line or call the Lupus Alliance at (800) 705-6677

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS
The McCartys and the Michigan Lupus Alliance would like to thank Audi for once again being the lead sponsor of this years' DMGC. They have been co-partnering the event for several years now. Also, a big thank you to VMC who also came through with a generous sponsorship. The 16th Annual Dan McCarty Golf Classic will be bigger and better than ever. If you our your company is interested in helping to sponsor this event as well, please contact Chuck Pottenger at (800) 705-6677 for details.

DATELINE: BEND, OREGON
Chris & Amanda McCarty introduced Alexa Lily McCarty into the world on March 29th at 12:34AM PST. She weighed in at 7lbs. 5oz., and 21” long. Alexa is the first child of Chris and Amanda, and the first grandchild of Kelly & Margaret.

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DATELINE: WEDDIN' BELLS
Hey Everyone ... Lauren McCarty and Aaron Staggs have set their wedding date. The happy couple will be married on June 18, 2011. The Metro understands that the date is coming up soon and will be here in no time. Aaron is in the Marines and they were planning a September wedding, but his commander notified him that September would not work and he would be home for two weeks in June, before going to flight school in Florida. Their choice was to get married in June or wait another 1 1/2 years ... so they have decided on a June 18, 2011 wedding. More details will be coming soon.

DATELINE: BIGGEST LOSER CHALLENGE
Your editor, who tipped the scales on February 27, 2011 at 287 pounds would like to challenge other Metro readers to a BIGGEST LOSER CHALLENGE. My ultimate goal by the end of the year is to lose 30% of my weight or 87 pounds. I joined The Biggest Loser Club http://www.biggestloserclub.com to help aid in my quest. On the site, they help with exercise, diet, and advice. I will weigh in for each edition, so follow along at home, and if you feel up to it, join me.

LARRY & AMANDA IN NEW YORK


Larry... You're Fired !


Larry & Amanda staking out their spots for New Years Eve

KELLY & MARGARET IN BEND, OR


Grandma holding Alexa


Kelly & Margaret hiking the beautiful riverbed trail

DATELINE: EAST LANSING, MICHIGAN
In a final salute to the winter, Austin McCarty and friends from MSU created an igloo in front of their house after a big snow. The new abode, aptly named 650 1/2 Spartan Street was big enough to fit 12 adults, 

What to do after a big snowfall The Gloo held 12 people

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I hope this is an engineering student The home away from home... away from home?

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Austin declared it was ladies night in the Gloo Aptly addressed 650 1/2 Spartan Street

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YES! IT IS WORKING
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Year to date statistics on Airport patdown screening from the TSA
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Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1485
Hemorrhoid Cases 72
Incontinence 6,418
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
Metro reporter Mike McCarty underwent emergency gall bladder surgery on April 27th to remove stones. Wife Karen got the good news/bad news from the surgeon. Good news.... Surgery went fine. Bad News... Mike still insists on playing the banjo.

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The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."), People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!") 

In the movie "the Right Stuff" there is a scene where a government recruiter for the Mercury astronaut program (played by Jeff Goldblum) is in a bar at Muroc Dry Lake, California. His partner suggests Chuck Yeager as a good astronaut candidate. Jeff proceeds to badmouth Yeager claiming they need someone who went to college. During the conversation the real Chuck Yeager is playing a bartender who is standing behind the recruiters eavesdropping. General Yeager is listed low in the movie credits as 'Fred.' 

The Andy Griffith Show was the first spin-off in TV history. It was a spin-off of the Danny Thomas Show. 

ONCE IN A LIFETIME
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JULY 2011

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This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not forward.....will be without money. 

MORE OF MIKE'S

MORE ON THE FAMILY TREE

After exhaustive research, I have added my grandparents to the chart.  And I changed the colors in all the boxes. Whew! I’m bushed!

Although the Bad Boys Home is still stonewalling my research, sources tell me that there may have been more than eight McCarty boys, and that one of them may have been called “Boy.” Given the McCarty nicknaming penchant – adding an “O” to everyone’s name – that would explain one of Bob McCarty’s lines when he came home from work: “Boy-o boy, am I bushed!” Boy also may have had another nickname, as in the sentence: “Hoo-boy, am I bushed.”

If I can get the Metro to finance a trip to Belgium, I will dig deeper. 

Until next time, Mike  

ONCE UPON A TIME

Above, a scene at John and Ada’s house in Detroit. At left, Mike, Dennis and Rick on Sussex.

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GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

Mike DeStefano, 44, comedian (Last Comic Standing), heart attack. Michael Gough, 94, actor (Batman). Elizabeth Taylor, 79, actress (Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Cleopatra), heart failure. Geraldine Ferraro, 75, politician, 1984 Vice Presidential nominee, blood cancer. Phoebe Snow, 60, singer-songwriter ("Poetry Man"), brain hemorrhage.

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CANADIAN SPEED CONTROLS
Speed controls being used in Canada. How's this for effective speed control? I don't know about you, but this would certainly slow me down! People slow down and actually try to "straddle" the hole. This is an actual speed control device that is currently in use. It is MUCH cheaper than speed cameras, radar guns, police officers, etc. Pretty clever - especially when they move them around every day. Isn't art wonderful?

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