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HOW TO PLAY BOGGLE: Search for words that can be constructed from the letters of adjacent cubes, where "adjacent" cubes are those horizontally, vertically or diagonally neighboring. Words must be at least three letters and may include singular or plural separately, but may not use the same letter cube more than once per word.

EDDY'S SPOT


I now pronounce you husband & wife.
You may sniff the brides butt!

FATHER'S DAY JOKES

One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"

"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!

What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!

Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck!  

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AUNTIE MARGARET'S CRAFT CORNER

BOOGIE MONSTERS
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Here's What You'll Need:

Tacky glue 
3 (12-inch) pipe cleaners 
2 medium pom-poms
2 googly eyes 
Felt 
Tiny pom-pom 
Wooden skewer 
Feather 
Poster tack 
2 pennies 
2 penny-size buttons 

Here's What You Need To Do: 

1. Glue a 7-inch length of pipe cleaner between the pom-poms for arms. Let the glue dry.

2. For legs, fold a 9-inch pipe cleaner length in half and glue the fold to the bottom of the lower pom-pom.

3. Attach each googly eye to a small felt circle, then glue the eyes, felt ears, and a tiny pom-pom nose to the face.

4. For each horn, coil a 4-inch pipe cleaner length around the skewer, then glue the horn onto the head. Fold the ends of each arm to form hands. Glue the feather tail in place.
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Step 5 - Boogie Monsters  5. Add a foot to each leg by using a small ball of poster tack to sandwich each end between a button and a penny, as shown.

Boogie Monsters

AUNTIE MARGARET'S TIPS: This should take less than 1 hour. The pop-poms I used were about 1 1/2" in diameter.

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