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Rapids, Michigan, 5% of all the people
living there have unlisted phone numbers. If
Mike was to select 100 names at random from the
phone book, on average, how many of these
people would have unlisted phone numbers? Answer
A cop was
walking past a restaurant when he heard someone
scream - "No John, not the gun!" He
ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a
milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He
promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested
him. He didn't witness the shooting and there
was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the
person and no one told him who the killer was. How
did the policeman instantly know it was the
many months in the US have no major religious or
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