I hope you enjoy your special time with the people who mean the most to you. I wish everyone the biggest and brightest holiday ever!! Now gather around the living room and watch "A CHRISTMAS STORY!"
-Gwenda
WHITE CHRISTMAS
1 oz creme de bananes
1 oz white creme de cacao
1 oz Scotch whisky
1 oz double cream
Shake, strain into a cocktail glass, and sprinkle with grated chocolate
BLACK CHRISTMAS
1 1/2 oz black sambuca
6 oz eggnog
Mix black sambuca into a glass filled with
six ounces of eggnog. Stir, and serve your guests
CHRISTMAS BELLRINGER
1 1/2 oz gin
1 tsp Cointreau® orange liqueur
1/2 oz freshly squeezed orange juice
Shake ingredients except orange twist in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass. Hold twist in front of a lighter flame and squeeze it to release a flaming burst of oils over drink, then toss twist in.
CHRISTMAS PUDDING
100 ml Southern Comfort peach
100 ml Drambuie Scotch
500 ml Guinness stout
In a 6 2/3 Paris Goblet add Southern Comfort and then
Drambuie. Top up with Draught Guinness. Serve in a wine goblet.
GRINCH'S CHRISTMAS
3 oz Skyy vodka
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a large cocktail glass, and serve.
ANGELS DELIGHT
NON-ALCOHOLIC
1/4 cup whipping cream
7 scoops ice cream
1/2 cup chopped pecan nuts
1/4 cup chocolate syrup
1 banana
Serve in a hurrican glass, or a tall glass with a fun staw!
CHRISTMAS ELFS REVENGE
2 oz Luxardo white sambuca
1 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1 oz apple schnapps
20 ml ginger syrup
90 ml apple juice
1-inch cube ginger root
1 pinch cinnamon powder
Crush the ginger root and add the ginger syrup, apple juice, sambuca and schnapps. Shake well and strain into a pina colada glass, which should be about half full of crushed ice. Add the
Goldschlager then sprinkle the cinnamon powder over the top. Serve with a slice of apple floating on the top, and a
straw. Serve in a tall glass..
'Well
you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it
is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way,
the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
cells.
Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
