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Unscramble the names and match
them with what they are famous for
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1.
MMAADUHM IAL
2. EETASLB
3.
AONDLR EGRANA
4.
OARWDH HHGSEU
5.
AYR RSELACH
6. VLSIE
REELYSP
A. Businessman, producer & aviator
B. First
rock star to crossover into films
C. Oldest
president elected when taking office
D. Inducted
into the Blues Hall of Fame
E. Boastful
boxer with Parkinson's disease
F. Musical
group who shaped an entire generation.
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,July Trivia Question There
is only 1 national TV network that had both
Jennifer Lopez and Betty Davis perform live
together! What network had this exclusive meeting? |
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Last Month's Results
At which Las Vegas casinos can you find the faces of Julius Caesar, Alexander The Great, King David, and Charlemagne featured prominently throughout?
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ALL
OF THEM!
They
are the 4 Kings in a deck of cards
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Congratulations to: Raiff,
Jerry McCarty, Ralph Montegomery, Gwenda,
Rick Farmiloe |
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JULY
QUESTION...
Summertime brings special memories of times with that
special someone. Remember drive-ins, cruising, and
yes... PARKING!!! The Metro would like to know what
music you had on your 8-track... er... cassette... er...
CD... I mean I POD.
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What are your top "Car Make Out" songs of all
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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS...
The JUNE QUESTION was: We all know that McCartys are very odd people. This question will not be a surprise to anyone that I am delving into that oddity... Who are the hottest and hunkiest cartoon characters on TV or in the movies of all time?
Speed Racer
Roger Rabbit
Pink Panther
Mickey Mouse
Donald Duck
Pluto
Batman
Betty Rubble * |
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
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Popeye
George Jetson
Underdog
Marge Simpson
Bugs Bunny (in drag)
Tarzan
Daphne (from Scooby Doo) * |
Fred Flinstone
Barnie Rubble
Demitri (from Anastasia)
Red Hot Riding Hood
Jessica Rabbit *
Goofy
Wonder Woman
Maude Flanders |
* Denotes Multiple Votes... Which means
they MUST be hottttt! |
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Dear Editor. You always have some good wisdom and
offer good advice on your Final Thought page. Here is
one final thought I think you should use about inner
peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
-Diane
ED NOTE: Didn't work so well. I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
8 Budweisers left from a case, half a bottle of Scotch,
a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old depression prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
Didn't work, cuz I got fired.
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Kel, Another great job. Nice touches with the Bob Hope/golf tourney. Should be a good time. Didn't you get the summertime stuff and bluegrass page I sent? Snnnf. I didn't even make the cut in the list of reporters this time around. Oh, well. There's always next month. I will try harder.
-Mike
ED NOTE: Mike. I thought you didn't send anything because you were
mad at me because I gave you a phony phone number and phony email
address for me. You know I just LOVE hearing you play the banjo and
reading about all the bluegrass haunts in GR. It always frightens
brightens my day. My apologies...
Dear Editor. I know you have answered personal questions in the past. I
am a lawyer, and I love fishing for catfish. Saturday morning I got up early, put on my
waders, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook
the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was lots of rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that
the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of twenty years replied, "Can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that crap?" I don't know if she was
joking. -Anonymous
ED NOTE: I would help, but since you didn't give me your name, I
think these words of wisdom are appropriate... What is the difference
between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking
scavenger and the other is a fish!
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture
.Last Month's Captions 
Please refer all questions to my little friend.....
You say po-TAY-to, I say po-TAH-to. Whatever, the
president found his hat, but has anyone seen his shoes?
Say Hello to my little friend!!!!
Hey Colin, if you keep holding my spuds like this,
I'm gonna lose some gravy on you.
So Colin Jr... This is a great audience tonight...
Hey Colin, if you keep holding my spuds like
this, I'm gonna lose some gravy on you.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Potato Head has
consented to be my running mate in '08!
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Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
.Last Month's Celebrity
Jerry Springer as mayor
of Cincinnati in the 1980's Congratulations to... NOBODY
GUESSED CORRECTLY!
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By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't
sink in quicksand!
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TOP 10 FIREWORKS I WILL LOOK FOR
BEING SHOT
OFF AT STEVE'S HOUSE!
10. No Fuse!
9. The Spirit of 'Seventy Bics'
8. Flying Digits
7. Flaming Cardboard From Heaven
6. Look, Ma! No Thumbs!
5. Rain Of Frightened Golfers
4. Two Thousand Fizzers
3. Pissed-Off Neighbor
2. Fifty Oily Rags
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| JULY METRO STAFF Robert
Balch, Gerard Bufalini, Bill Dow
Jerry McCarty,
Kelly
McCarty, Kristen McCarty
Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty
Steve McCarty,
Gwenda Perez,
Millard Pickney
Chuck Pottenger,
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