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August Moon 1 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur 1 oz vodka 1 splash Bailey's® Irish cream 5 - 6 oz Coca-Cola® 1 oz amaretto almond liqueur 1 oz triple sec 1 oz orange juice
. Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker with a few ice cubes. Shake well, strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.

Legends of the Fall

3/4 oz Jack Daniel's® Whiskey
3/4 oz amaretto almond liqueur
2 1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 oz cranberry juice

Fill an old-fashioned glass with ice. Add all ingredients. Stir and serve.

Fall Crisp

2 oz apple vodka
14 oz apple cider

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.

Fall Spice Cordial

For this recipe; Fall Spice Cordial, you can use apple cider (the kind you get in the refrigerator case, not the alcoholic stuff) instead of apple juice. Do not use artificial vanilla flavoring! The dried orange peel is usually available in the same section of your grocery store as the spices and other baking ingredients. White brandy is much preferred over golden brandy; in any case, don't use an expensive brand of either brandy or vodka. This is based on a recipe in Sir Hugh Plat's "Delights for Ladies" (1609), although he would not have had vanilla or allspice, which are both New World foods.

1/2 cup light brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
2 1/4 cups apple juice
1 tsp real vanilla extract
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground ginger
1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
1/4 tsp ground cloves
1/2 tsp ground allspice
1/2 tsp dried, chopped orange peel
1 cup white brandy
1/2 cup 100 proof vodka

Bring brown sugar, white sugar and apple juice to a boil over medium-high heat. Add cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, cloves, allspice and orange peel. Boil for 4 minutes and remove from heat. Let stand until just warm. Transfer to a clean 1 qt aging vessel. Add vanilla, brandy and vodka. Cover tightly and let stand for 1-4 weeks. Filter out solids before bottling.

George of the Jungle

3 oz Raspberry Vodka
4 oz Ocean Spray® cranberry juice
3 oz orange juice
2 oz lemonade

Fill glass half-way with cranberry juice. Add orange juice and lemonade. Top with Raspberry Vodka

Non Alcoholic - The Innocent George of Jungle

3 oz Raspberry Juice
4 oz ocean Spray Cranberry Juice
3 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Lemonade

Fill glass half-way with cranberry juice. Add orange juice and lemonade, then top it off with Raspberry juice.