The McCarty Metro - Bob Hope McCarty Metro Special

This is Bob “Heat Stroke” Hope here and I wanna tell you ladies and gentlemen, I can’t believe it is already August and I had a great July.

How about that Mike and Karen McCarty, 35 years of marriage. Isn’t that wild? Mike first fell for Karen at Michigan State University and he’s been falling ever since.

And what about the fireworks by Mom McCarty’s house. Weren’t they wild? People say the last time there was that many sparks on Goldridge Lane was when Brad McCarty tried to use the electric edger in the rain. Isn’t that something?

And in Gaylord, Michigan the Department of natural resources allowed the chopping down of a 150 year old White Pine. Isn’t that something? People in Michigan say they haven’t seen a log that big since Steve McCarty clogged the toilet at the Hometown Country Buffet. Isn’t that wild?

Out in California, the US Coast Guard stopped the smuggling of 15,000 Kilos of Cocaine into the port of Long Beach. The Long Beach police said that is the most crack they have seen since Kelly McCarty mooned the Queen Mary. How about that?

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How about that Michael Vick, isn’t he wild? Police said they haven’t seen that vicious of Dog Fighting since the groupies for Brad Savage and the Cockroaches got thrown out of The Wooden Nickel.

And out in Hollywood, California Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, and Paris Hilton were all arrested for Reckless Driving. I haven’t seen driving that bad since Larry McCarty brought out his Three Wood at the Dan McCarty Golf Classic.