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Your Questions...

How many coffee beans do you put in Sambuca? -Kathlene McCarty

You do need to put three coffee beans in your Sambuca, Why? They claim its for good luck. I think is just so that when you get stinking drunk at the end of your night or day, and you look into the glass, you don't see two eyes staring back at you. You see to eyes and a nose. 


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You're HOT, care to go to White Castle with me sometime? -Cheeky Mendozza
Hi Cheeky. Thanks for the " hot" reference, I'm not sure if you mean hot like tamales, or a long walk in the Mohave Desert. But in response to your request, If I go to this "White Castle," am I going to find a nice shining k night dressed in white? I mean seriously, why else would anyone go to a castle? If so, I'm game, that is if he's single, his bills are paid, he's not gay or sexually confused, and did I mention he has to be emotionally available. I know.......... no such k night exists. 

Hi Gwenda! Welcome to the Metro. I've heard about certain wines going with certain foods, but is there a certain drink that goes with certain movies? -Mac

Well Mac, now the drinks with movies, I've heard of such a thing. Although I have also heard that liquor makes everything better. But back to the movies, I do believe that with a really stinker of a movie, you need to drink the mighty lemon drop...... 1 oz vodka, 1oz triple sec, 1oz sweet and sour, two lemon wedge squeezes. Shake vigorously, that's pretty darn hard to you, and pour into a martini glass with sugar on the rim. Then you can enjoy your movie or at least you'll find it will become far more tolerable. Who knows, that may become your favorite, movie that is......... 

And I know that when watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" it is always best to do a shot of "Patron Silver" every time the phrase "dude" comes into play. 

Beverage 'o The Month
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Pink Bikini

  • 1oz gin
  • 1oz vodka
  • 1oz tequila
  • 1oz sweet and sour
  • 1oz cranberry juice
  • 1 lemon wedge in a tall glass with ice cubes

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Arriving home very drunk

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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home." The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

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