SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Dear Metro Reader,
We can add another birthday to our calendar!
Steve & Kristen McCarty are proud to announce the birth of their second daughter. Jenna Kiara McCarty made her first appearance at 6:13 am on February 8, 2005. She weighed 7 lbs. 6 oz, and measured 20.5".
Both mother and daughter are doing well.
As soon as we have a picture, we will post it on the McCarty Metro. | 
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What's In This Month's Issue? (If You Read Between The Lines) | 
Who said that Jack In The Box fries beats McDonald fries any day of the week? | 
I was having a little sushi at the local Japanese restaurant, and I think I found Nemo | 
Mike Wiacek & family model the
latest fashions for Gull Lake XXI |
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Quick Puzzles Quick puzzles to sharpen your noggin | Which word that begins with the letter I, and by adding the letter A, becomes another word that is pronounced the same? Click To Find Out | A pregnant woman is preparing to name her seventh child. Her
children's names so far are Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn,
Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child -- Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly? ....... Click To Find Out |
| . | . | | This Month's Trivia Contest | Last Month's Results | | . | . | | February Question... What current or former NBA player boasts the highest career Points Per Game regular season average, while never appearing in an NBA Finals? (minimum 9 seasons) |
| | January Results... What current or former NFL head football coach, prior to becoming coach, had the most years under their belt as an NFL player? No one answered correctly. The correct answer of course is.. Bart Starr |
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Le Food
“Grand Rapids only French Restaurant” We would like to announce the winners of our monthly drawing. Thanks to all the customers who filled out entry blanks and put them in the fish bowl.
Sincerely yours, Pepe This Week’s Winners: Mel Ayfart, P. Indi Ali, Bob Enforturds, and Willy Cudwon |
Metro Sound Off - Letters To The Editor  Someone from Michigan keeps making crank phone calls to our house. They keep calling, playing loud banjo music and then hang up. Now my husband is having flashbacks of whitewater river rafting. Can you help?
-Not Pickin and Grinnin in LA
ED NOTE: Hi LA Picker and LA Grinner. I have been getting similar crank phone calls, and the only thing I have found consistent during every call is that Karen McCarty is never at home. Drugs for the pain. The good kind too, not the over the counter stuff. Vicodin, Percoset, etc. Glad to hear you made it through okay. If it weren't for you, I'd come in last place at Gull Lake!!!! Get well soon.
-JK
ED NOTE: Last place doesn't seem so bad when your flying higher than anyone else on the golf course. | | ..
When did the Doc say you can start eating massive amounts of wings again? We should celebrate. I hope you feel better and feel free to give Margaret a call if you need the drain bag emptied. Otherwise, let me know if there is anything I can do.
-Steve
ED NOTE: Thanks for the offer Steve-O, but ever since the surgery, the stuff in the drain bag looks a lot like really saucy buffalo wings, and the excretion from the wound looked like the blue cheese. It may be a while before I hop back up in the saddle. I just downloaded "Bad Reputation". Is it true Peanut helped write these lyrics ... because they are so blue?
-Nota Prude
ED NOTE: Peanut did write the lyrics, but I don't think the words are very sad. Why are you so blue? Turn that frown upside-down, Nota. I was looking at the festive holiday pictures on the December Metro but was troubled when I zoomed in on the poker game picture. At first I thought Steve was wearing a watch ... but now I'm not so sure. How much did Steve win in this "friendly" poker game?
-Larz
ED NOTE: If I'm not mistaken Larz, he and Erin McCarty, (who just happened to get in the game after Kelly was booted out on an alleged "cheating" incident provoked by Steve), were the big winners of the night. Erin was wearing a similar item on her wrist. Metro Investigational Reporters were dispatched to the case after your observation and reported that they found no problems. After blowing up the photo even more, we found that Steve supplied the standard "Marshall Brodene X-Ray Deck" of cards, and the X-Ray glasses were worn by Kevin mostly. | 
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I heard Al Gore actually won the Iraq Election, but George Bush again stole the election from Al and gave it to a true Iraqi. Any truth to the facts?
-Iva Nolife
ED NOTE: I'm not sure, but in Baghdad, I heard there were a lot of hanging Chads (along with beheaded Bills, and car-bombed Johns) that election officials still haven't counted. Thanks for sharing the McCarty Metro with us. We really enjoyed it - great job! Loved the final thought.
-Bev
ED NOTE: Thank you Bev and Moe for sending in your comments, baby name suggestions, trivia and quiz answers. You did a lot more than most McCartys. |
McCarty Metro Chat Room The McCarty Metro Chat Room is open 24/7. EVERYONE IS INVITED!
Here is a list of Chat Times. Date
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| | Cockroach Music Downloads For the fourth month, the McCarty Metro continues to be your exclusive Cockroach download center. The first song was written by McCarty, Balch & McCarty and recorded in 1982. It was their first hit featuring Brad Savage on vocals and is called Cockroach Party. The second song was written by McCarty, Balch & McCarty in 1982, never recorded, but played at local gigs sung by Eric Swan. It was released on CD in 2000 with Brad Savage on vocals and is called "Saturday Matinee". |
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February Staff | Editor: | Thank You To All Of Our Contributors:. | | Kelly McCarty | Dennis McCarty
Jerry McCarty
Kathlene McCarty
Kelly McCarty | Larry McCarty
Mike McCarty
Steve McCarty
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| | Jokes Of The Month Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out! |
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