hello,

i was watching television the other day and noticed an advertisement for one of your products. it involved a large bear telling a little bear not to use so much toilet paper. apparently, you have a new toilet paper that is so thick it reduces the number of sheets a person needs. this got me to thinking. i can't recall ever being told how much toilet paper to use. maybe I was told when I was younger, but I can't remember it. so, i'm asking you; how much toilet paper do I need? normally i use Scott toilet paper. i like the feel of the grit against my dirty area. that roughness tells me i'm scaling away a layer of skin along with the brown stuff. i also us A LOT. i like to ball up a big wad so as to not get doodie on my hands. sometimes after a really messy adventure i end up with so much paper work that the toilet clogs and i have to break things up with a coat hanger. as you can see, this is all contrary to what the large bear on your ad wants me to do. if you could please advise me, i would greatly appreciate it.

just so you know; i weigh about 200 lbs and i'm just under 6 feet tall. i eat mexican food about once every 2 weeks and that's when the majority of my inventory is depleted, if you know what i mean. let me know if you need any other information for your recommendation. 

thanks,
ralph
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hi, I checked out that site, but it doesn't answer any of my questions. that's why I directed my question to you in an email form.
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thanks for your attempted solution to my problem. i thought you might have some type of primer that you could refer to. my son is nearing the age of potty training. he's a little young to hold a flashlight in his mouth, a mirror in one hand, and a wad of poo squeegee in the other. that's how my parents taught me and i don't want to have to go through the same thing with him.  i thought maybe we could learn, and relearn, how to wipe as a team. it would be a great bonding experience...like with your bears on that ad.
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