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Lar's 2004 Financial Picks 
| Hey Metro Readers! The editor put me in charge of the financial news this month. This is my report. With major companies merging and consolidating, here are a few opportunities to get in on the ground floor of some great investments. |
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become Poly, Warner Cracker 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become FedUP Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become KnottNow
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Jerry McCarty
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McCarty Metro Trivia Last Month's Question & Answer Q. Until 1997, what annual Christmas special on TV was edited to remove a scene with kids throwing snowballs at a can on a fence. (The current Paramount video release is thankfully complete and unedited!)
A. A Charlie Brown Christmas - Thank You To Jerry McCarty for the correct answer. This Month's Question
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