The 2003 Dan McCarty Golf Classic took place on August 9. It was a glorious day for golf, and great day to remember Dan. Not all the figures have been added up, but as of this update, the McCartys have raised over $4500 for the Lupus foundation. Thank you to all our sponsors and participants who helped make this years' event successful. Visit the DMGC page for results.
Getting prepped for your first wedgie and swirlie? You wouldn't want to go back to school until you get some advice from Uncle Jer in Jerry's World.
George Ford / Mackenzie Reunion
Several Mackenzie High grads (Class of '67) and spouses got together recently at Tee-Bonz in Fenton on June 14. A number of them also went to George Ford Elementary at Marlowe and West Chicago. Check out their Reunion page.
Dennis McCarty Steve McCarty Kristen McCarty Jerry McCarty Kathlene McCarty Kelly McCarty Mike McCarty Millard Pickney Bob Balch
Is Your Kid A "Real" McCarty?
Despite our gene pool being diluted by our spouses, there is one way to tell if your kid is a “Real” McCarty.If you answer 8 of these questions “Yes”, your kid is a McCarty.If you answer 10 out of 10 yes, your kid is retarded.
Does your child…..
put extra sugar on his/her cereal?
finish every meal with “Whooooo-Weeee!”?
sleep with his/her mouth open?
have chronic bad knees and a bad back?
think Larry is the funniest of the Three Stooges?
run real slow?
get lost easily?
drink milk right out of the carton?
pickup a deck of cards, and immediately say “Tell me when to stop”?
In our last issue, we posed a question... Q. Name all the people who were Cockroaches A. Brad Savage, Eric Swan, Bob Dantzer, Steve Summers, Carl Rollin, Lake Speed, Bob The Dick, Joey Chippetta, Lance DeVous, Eddie Stein, and Adam Badfinger. Thank you Jerry McCarty .