The staff of the McCarty Metro wishes you and yours the Merriest of Christmas' and a Happy & Healthy 2004.
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Murray Anniversary - Cartoon Quiz - Christmas Cancelled
The word "racecar", "kayak", and "radar" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. Same goes for this sentence: "a man a plan a canal panama."
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
"Typewriter" is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The name Wendy was made up for the book 'Peter Pan'.
No word in the English language rhymes with "month".
I have no sense of smell. So there are many festive aromas I have missed out on over Thanksgivings and Christmases past. Or so I am told. They include:
- The turkey, right after the thermometer pops up.
- Perspiration, when Mom or Dad had to dig the thermometer out of the turkey.
- Smelly feet, when everyone lays down with their stockinged extremities up against the register.
- Tinsel sizzling on Christmas tree bulbs.
- Grease in a pan on the stove, good for dipping your bread
- Smoke, from the stove, the hot gravy, the hot turkey and Dad's Pall Malls. (Was that the brand?)
- Sweetness, from the hard candy thrown your way on St. Nicholas Day.
- SBDs, after dinner
The annual Christmas drawing of names took place. This years' limit is a staggering $25.00.
Ann drew Kristen
Andy drew Steve
Kristen drew Carla
Steve drew Andy
Kathlene drew Karen
Jerry drew Kelly
Margaret drew Kathlene
Kelly drew Mike
Carla drew Ann
Larry drew Jerry
Rick drew Larry
Dennis drew Rick
Karen drew Margaret
Mike drew Dennis
Top 10 Thinnest Books
Students. Do you have a book report due and you just hate reading. Here is a list of 10 very thin books to choose from. Good Luck on your report.
10. Brad Savage Guitar Method
9. French War Heroes - by Jacques Chirac
8. Personal Hygiene - by Osama Bin Laden
7. My Secret Garden - Jerry McCarty
6. What I Know About Women - DP McCarty
5. Dating Etiquette - Mike Tyson
4. My Affair With Meredith McRae - Kelly Mc.
3. Lebanon, TN., A Travel Guide
2. My Plan To Find The Real Killers - OJ
1. The Book Of Morals - Bill Clinton / with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
Thank You To Our Contributors This Month
Kelly McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Mike McCarty, Bob Balch
In our last issue, we posed a question...
Q. What Major League Baseball Player hit a home run in his first plate appearance and retired over 20 years later with only 1 home run?
A. Hoyt Wilhelm - Thank You To Jerry McCarty for the correct answer.
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